If you've been wooed by a cyberstalker, this profile will bring you back to reality:
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lives in a 1-room apartment which hasn't been cleaned for months - if ever
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has stacks of pornographic magazines in his or her bedroom area
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has poor personal hygiene
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has poor table manners
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has poor social etiquette
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hasn't changed the sheets on his bed for months, which are now best described as crusty
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has a bathroom, the state of which doesn't bear thinking about
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lives on pizza and beer/coke, the remnants of which litter his apartment
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may have an unusual pet (eg ferret) which has free run of the apartment
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is either significantly over- or under-weight
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has a small moustache or other facial hair
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has not held down any job for more than a couple of years, probably less
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has no friends
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has no life outside the Internet
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